To look like a STARchitect…

It’s gonna sound a bit sexist… But if you want to be a starchitect you better be a man…

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10 reasons why architects don’t believe in God

Old Testament, New Testament, Quran are great descriptive materials. Very detailed schedules. But where are the actual working drawings of the world?

Top 10 lies clients tell architect

“You’ll get everything you need right on time” – Dirty double lie. You, architect, will NEVER get it on time. Actually you’ll get NOTHING.

Top-10 lies architects tell their clients

Liar. Liar. Liar. Marketing people are diabolic creatures and your meetings with them remind you of Hieronymus Bosch paintings. Word “Hell” is not powerful enough to describe those meetings… But!… there’s always a “but”…

Top11: architectural miracles that will NOT happen in 2011

Now… don’t get me wrong. I am not above you. Oh, no! We are all in the same shitty boat. I just accept fate humorously…

Money, job & sex appeal: Top 10 misconceptions about architects

Architects wear funky glasses… Well… if you think that every Spaniard is an El-matador or every Frenchman has 2 mistresses…

Inception of Architecture

The main definition of this dreamy reality is Maze. Labyrinth. That’s the only architectural program Ariadne (remember the Greek mythology, right?) is given by her client. So how do you design a mystic infinite space linked to the relativity of time in that new dimension?